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Anonymous: Dont beat yourself up admin xt, this is just a exo kinda porn blog and you dont even have to give this type of advice out but you do out of the goodness of your heart. We really do appreciate your advice and answers :)

Thank you! I’m glad you enjoy them and think they are helpful. I just want to help you guys understand stuff and be safe!

-Admin XT

Anonymous: wow people really pick the tiniest pettiest things to criticize about you all. you guys are going to make mistakes just like most of the people that have something to say. lmao just let the admins live!

Everyone has their own opinions. They don’t like my terminology? Sorry. But this message made me smile and feel fuzzy inside. Thank you.

-Admin XT

Anonymous: Thank you Admin XT (for the STD response) I really do appreciate it <3

You’re welcome. I don’t mind helping out. I’m glad you appreciate it.

-Admin XT

Anonymous: LUHAN HAS COME BACK FOR THE CONCERT IN BEIJING BUT HE LOOKS SO TIRED AND EXHAUSTED OH MT FOD WHY IS HE PERFORMJNG :(

I honestly think it’s because Luhan wants to be there. SM put Luhan on rest and while he’s a money powerhouse in China I still think Luhan stepped up and said ‘I want to preform.’ It’s his hometown and he always wants to give back to his fans. I bet he’d feel like a failure if he wasn’t there in Beijing. All we can do is trust the original post that he looks better in person. Maybe he’s still sleepy during rehearsal. I doubt the boys would let anything bad happen to Lulu on stage in his hometown. I bet Yixing keeps bothering him to rest more or help him backstage. Lastly, I wouldn’t be surprised if he only does one day of the Beijing concert.

-Admin XT

Hi Pervlings, how have you guys been? I hope that you guys enjoyed the mini XiuHan spam. Although, XiuHan can be quite sexy, they certainly can’t be as sexy as this week #fics2fap2friday. I am really happy with the fics this week, and I hope you guys do too!

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#1. Darling, You Make a Monster Out of Me by sujuhigh

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Public sex, anyone? Joonmyun is of the jealous and possessive type, so when he saw Jongdae talking to someone else, he punishes his boyfriend right against the wall in a club.

(it is incredibly hard to find a sexy Suchen gif, because if one of them is not busy being an smiling prince, the other is busy being an adorable dinosaur)

#2. I’ve Been Feeling, Feeling For You, My Love by latinaeinstein

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Luhan loves it when Minseok calls him, ge. Even with the dirty talk, it is not exactly a hardcore, fast-paced smut. To me, it is more of a romantic one, a slow and indulgent kind of sex, and I think it somehow befitting for XiuHan. Although Luhan always pounce on Minseok whenever he gets the chance, he also care for Minseok greatly, and I think this fic perfectly captures this aspect of their relationship (I am being mushy again aren’t I?)

#3. Black Panties by binderwritings

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Tao makes Sehun wear a black cotton panty. I don’t think I need to say what happens afterwards, right? This fic is a dream come true for all kinky smut lover. It has daddy!kink, cross-dressing, spanking, oral, frottage, rimming, facial and dirty talk. It is beautiful.

#4. Exactly Where You’d Like Me by goopeculiar

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Holy fucking shit, this fic is phenomenal! I was left speechless after finishing it last night. Master Kris and his ill-behaved boy. You know how I always like my dominant!Kris, well, it is Lay who takes center stage in this one for me. He is needy, he is vocal, and most importantly, he is disobedient. He is the perfect sub. Just read it.

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I am sorry for the late update. Finding gifs for these fic recs was so much more time consuming than I had anticipated. Sowwie! Oh, also, I really really like to hear your comments and thoughts, so please send them in. Let me hear all those groans and moans!

(M, this is for you. Control yourself, and don’t get too wet)

- Admin Q

xiuxiu900326:

Luhana~♡

다정 다정하게 시우민

baekby: hELLO FRIEND okay so i was requested a xiuhan gif/edit and since i just saw you ship xiuhan i wanted to ask if you could tell me your top/fave xiuhan moments?? ; 33 ;

fuckhaja:

FIRST OFF I’M REALLY SORRY FOR THE LATE REPLY BUT UM….LET’S DO THIS????

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boyfriends flaunting their boyfriends status how sweet ^^

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luhan doesn’t give a fuck. he will cuddle baozi whenever, wherever he likes. security cams can see? it don’t matter. crowds of fangirls getting this on camera? hell fucking yeah let these bitches know who baozi belongs to. luhan doeSNT GI VE A FUCK

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*happy together by the beatles plays in the background*

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"HOLD MY HAND XIUMIN. HOLD IT! ! !! ! ! ! !"

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i just like this one because it looks magical

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LUHAN WAS HELLA GONNA GO FOR IT. LIKE LOOK AT LAY SWEATIN OVER THERE AND KRIS ABOUT TO HAVE A HEART ATTACK BECAUSE THESE TWO ARE ABOUT TO FUCKING KISS IN FRONT OF THE CAMERA. MEANWHILE CHEN IS TRYING TO MAKE A BET WITH TAO LIKE “50 BUCKS SAYS THEY KISS” “CALL!” “HAHA THEY DIDNT KISS NOW GIVE ME 50 BUCKS NERD”

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this looks more like a mother feeding her child but….i like it so….

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if instead xiumin said “lu ge buy this for me~” you know luhan would’ve bought every beanie on that shelf

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REALLY LUHAN? REALLY?? u just can’t stay away u thirsty ass son of a……

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ho W TO EX PL AI N?? ??! !? !? !!!???!??!? ? ?

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when you think xiuhan isn’t happening……

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IT’S HAPPENING

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this is what tru happiness looks like

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xiuhan pls don’t tease us like this……

the day luhan got fucked hard………in the heart that is.

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THIS IS JUST SO CUTE AND LUHAN LOOKS LIKE A BLUSHING LITTLE GIRL NEXT TO OPPA AWW

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they look like they’re on their honeymoon somewhere in europe and having their first breakfast as a newlywed

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and here we have the newly wedded couple caught at the airport on their way back home from their honeymoon. sources say xiumin was really tired and sleepy so luhan hugged him and sang lullabies in his ear until xiumin actually began to drift off to sleep and almost collapsed in luhan’s arms

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luhan carrying his husband bridal style in their dorm like it’s nothin….

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THAT IS NOT HOW DOGGYSTYLE WORKS

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IN THE XIUHAN WORLD WE ARE ALL KRIS FU CKIN LOOK A T HIS FA C E OMFG

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xiumin being a prince to his princess~~

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all of these. xiumin cares so much for luhan but he isn’t as obvious and just the way he looks at luhan is so loving. it’s like he’s always trying to telepathically tell him how much he cares or how grateful he is to luhan for always taking care of him. just uGHHH.

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but do you see luhan giving himself a little pat on the crotch trying to tame his growing boner? like damn he can’t even touch xiumin’s knee without popping one….

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LOOK AT CUTIE BAOZI CLINGING ONTO LU GE AKJHBDAKJHF AHS FAJSFAJSFNLSJ FSJF 

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luhan just looks so in love here i…….i need to end this right now before i start cryin…

AND NOW FOR THE GRAND FINALE

XIUHAN2014: THE GREATEST MOMENTS SO FAR

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F uC kfuCK

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b YE

thebunniemuffin:

whoever made these gifs

i love you

seriously XIUHAN AS;DFJA;FSDLJK

probablyoffended: Chanyeol with short black hair is my religion

HE’S JUST SO HOT WITH THAT CUT. LIKE WHY.

-Admin XT

Anonymous: ADMIN Q

Yes?

- Admin Q

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